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Thor

 

You soulless machine

Hammer in hand I will smite

Great Odin is Proud

 

Spidey

 

Spider Sense Tingles

An Enemy Approaches

Go Web Go! Oh No

 

Internet

 

You got a wordpress?

Now blog something relevant!

Too long did not read.

 

Nothing

 

Good people die now.

What are the rules to this game?

Format this again.

 

Caveman

 

Me no understand.

Why write syllables this now?

It stupid me think.

 

Monkey

 

Ooh Ah Banana

Banana Me Banana

Banana Ana

 

Banana

 

Nab a nana ba

Nana ba nana bana

NA BA NA NABA

 

Banana 2

 

Ba Nana ba

Nana ba nanab Ana

Nab a Nanaban!

 

Mason

 

Mason Brooks Hankins

is a perfect name for a

Haiku. You think so?

 

Young Neil

 

Young Neil is Neil Young

His real name is Young Neil Young

Young is spelled weird no?

 

MacBook Pro

 

The MacBook Pro is

Not really a book. And it

Is not a pro too.

 

Bad

 

Some of these are bad.

But I don’t care. So Suck it.

Read them anyway.

 

Art

 

Art is for the young.

The music stopped in my headphones.

Where did it go now?

 

Heart

 

Do you have a heart?

Then why don’t you help the poor?

Your heart is not strong.

 

Cerebro

 

The world would be good.

If we had Cerebro for

The heart as well Prof.

 

Death Cab for Cutie

 

Death Cab for Cutie

I guess you are not hipster.

Pitchfork Panned You Bro.

 

Bands

 

Fuzzy Buzzy Bands

Make the world go around. Kind of.

Fuzzy Buzzy Bands

 

 

No Idea

 

Practice more than twice

To obtain a license man.

This one sucks I know.

 

Creativity

 

Don’t ever erase.

Once you make it, it is alive.

Think. Fingernails dude.

 

Coffee

 

I like chemicals.

They make me faster, better.

The good ones at least.

 

Heroes

 

The only heroes left.

Are sports stars. Why is this true?

It just is fatty.

 

Michael Phelps

 

Faster than humans.

He needs more of a challenge.

Make him race a shark.

 

Write.

 

A word. Sentence. Phrase.

There is a lot to say. Man.

Or just be silent.

 

Back

 

You scratch my back and

I’ll scratch yours. Or you can buy

me a back scratcher.

 

Enough for now.

 

This is the last one.

At least for now. I’m tired of

Counting Syllables.

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Written by masonhankins

June 4, 2011 at 9:03 pm

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